‘If the women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you handy. That’s what they taught us in the red-green training academy so I went out onto the hull, with my roll of the handy mans secret weapon to conduct the repairs that would surely be required to avoid collision with the oncoming asteroid.’

*Laughs in Canadian

My 2nd MV2020 idea for astronauts. Inspired by Steve Smith in his iconic role of Red-Green (well, iconic for Canadians). Google handyman corner if you want to understand a bit.